Today I dressed up as Gandalf and went to work. I was late. When I walked in my boss said “you’re late”, to which I replied “a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.” I didn’t get in trouble. MLIA.
9 hours ago
reblogged from sundown
quoth the raven, “FUCK YEAH HISTORICAL TWEETS!!”
I love this with much more intensity than I probably should … unsure.
13 hours ago
reblogged from muggles
